Spongebob stole MY timeslot!?

I went to nick studios today only to be dead inside... I SPIT at the new nick! I was wondering when my show was going on but it was replaced by spongebob?! WHAT IN TARNATION IS SO AMAZING ABOUT A SPONGE AND STARFISH HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP! I wanted to see if it would be on at any other time but I was told that bigtime rush and Icarly also took my backup slots?! Who cares about these dumb kids with their phones and gay male popstar fads... bah! back in my day, if you were a male popstar you would be executed! Dill just got lucky he was not born back then... After many years they made me have a timeslot... but it was at 6 am?! who wants to get up to see me now! I'm ruined!!!!! can ANYONE help me destroy this confounded nick station...I NEED vengeance for this betrayl!